The roster has been announced for The Donald’s upcoming show Celebrity Apprentice, and to be honest, that word "celebrity" is used in the loosest possible terms. Like any of these “celebrity” reality shows, it’s mainly filled up with has-beens and publicity whores.
Remember Jennie Finch? Of course you don't…at least, not for anything she’s done since the 2004 Athens Olympics when she was hot and led the softball team to its third straight gold medal in Athens while being a hot girl. New York is more of a celebrity then Finch, which disgusts me just as much as you'd imagine.
The other celebrity athletes include Ultimate Fighting Champion Tito Ortiz – that’s fine, but more people have seen his girlfriend’s fah-gina than any of his fights; Nadia Comaneci (who?) - the first gymnast ever to be awarded a perfect score of 10 at an Olympic event. It was in Montreal. And it was in 1976. Finally, there’s boxer Lennox Lewis - I won’t argue with this one as he’s the most famous of the athletes. Plus, I’m scared to say anything bad about him.
Screw TV for making these F-List shows that I get addicted to. Using the term “celebrity” is such a fucking tease. They make me hate myself. That being said, my money’s on Tiffany Fallon, aka Playboy's 2005 Playmate of they year, as the first person to go home. Any takers?