Sharapova's a Grunter, Not a Screamer
You’d think that with the way she grunts and moans all the way through a tennis match, that Maria Sharapova would be loud in other aspects of life, too. Not so much, says Maroon 5 frontman, Adam Levine, who broke up with Sharapova because she is too quiet in bed.
She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration'.This totally blows my image of Sharapova. I’m shocked that she – or anyone, for that matter – wanted to have sex with Adam Levine.
And let's give her the benefit of the doubt here...I wouldn't want his whiney-ass voice in my ear, either.
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What a creep. And there were even some funnier parts from Adam.
"It was so disillusioning that I went on (anxiety disorder drug) Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out that there's no Easter Bunny."
Paxil? Is he serious?! No wonder Maroon 5 writes/sings such melodramatic fluff, if such an event would make him depressed.
Precisely...whiney ass dweeb.
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