Jelena and Jamie, Sittin in a Tree...
Here’s a way to get a girl that I’ve never heard of before: ask her to partner you at Wimbledon and the go on to win. Serbian tennis player Jelena Jankovic honestly believes that the reason she and her mixed doubles partner, Briton Jamie Murray, won at Wimbledon is because Jamie had a big, fat crush on her.
Jankovic gets her evidence from the fact that Murray asked her to partner him out of the blue even though she insisted she wasn't a doubles player. She also says Murray spent pauses telling her how attractive she was “instead of discussing tactics.” I’m sure she’s not trying to toot her own horn or anything, but she claims that by the end of the tournament, she “realized that in fact he had fallen in love.”
All kidding aside, though, I’ve seen this happen once before. Those 2004 Red Sox fucking loved me. Really, though, who could blame them.
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1 comment:
That's silly - everybody knows the '04 Red Sox players were all gay for one another....hence the camaraderie.
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