This Suit Is Not Black: Hey Look, Ernie Peed His Pants Too! All Right!

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Thursday, May 10, 2007

Hey Look, Ernie Peed His Pants Too! All Right!

You ain't cool unless you pee your pants...in Milwaukee.

It's true, the Milwaukee Brewers have the best record in baseball (24-10) and though it's only May, they stand a fighting chance to make the playoffs for the first time in 24 years. Naturally some Brewers fans are excited. Maybe a little too excited.

A website has been started (link via Deadspin) called Pee Your Pants for the Brewers, and it's asking fans to "step up to the plate and pledge" that they will, like the site's creator, pee their pants if the Brew Crew makes it to the playoffs. Says the publisher, "I have never seen a full Brewers season where they make the playoffs...It’s been a long 24 years- the longest playoff drought in baseball. With a young team of quality stars and shrewd management, we’re boldly making our move. I get so excited thinking about the Brewers now, a little pee comes out. In fact, when the Brewers make the playoffs I will pee my pants."

Will you join him and the other 199 people who've signed up since Monday? Come on! If it's good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for you.

2 comments:

notthequarterback said...: Consider me Miles Davis!; May 11, 2007 at 6:27 AM
Shorty said...: it's the coolest!; May 12, 2007 at 11:43 AM

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