Horses: Just Like Humans!

That fine line between man and beast is getting thinner and thinner with each passing concert. Apparently humans aren’t the only ones who need to get stoned to sit through a Stones concert.

The Rolling Stones are performing at the Hippodrome in Belgrade on July 14th. The problem is that a group of “performing horses” (whatever that means) are housed at the stadium. Directors want to make sure the animals can suffer through the show, so they’re getting them high.

Says director Jovanka Prelic, “We are not too worried…they survived NATO bombings so I guess they will survive the Rolling Stones.” Don’t be so sure, Jovanka.

“In any case,” she continued, “we will give them drugs to make sure they do not get too upset.” Lucky stupid horses.

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