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Thursday, March 8, 2007

You Know I Don't Speak Spanish. In English Please...

I have to go with the translation over at The Fanhouse because I don't speak Portuguese very well, as that is the language spoken in Brazil - NOT spanish - but according to the Brazilian site Glamurama.com.br, Tom Brady has much faster sperm than O.J. Simpson.

Gisele Bundchen is rumored to be no more than two months pregnant and may have told a few close friends and family members (In Portuguese that looks like this: “Bomba! Bomba! Bomba! Acaba de chegar ao Glamurama, por meio de um telefonema sigiloso, a notícia de que Gisele Bündchen poderia estar grávida,” which wreaks havoc on my spell check). If this is true, I’m sure it won’t cause any problems between the Golden QB’s other baby’s mama, Bridget Moynahan. She wins anyway because she was pregnant first, right?

I know how we'll settle this one: cat fight.


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2 comments:

ItalianforGi said...

BTW, in Brazil they speak PORTUGUESE. Not spanish.

This Suit Is Not Black said...

Well it all sounds the same to me...plus..if I said portuguese I wouldn't have been able to use the anchorman quote that i love so dearly.

Please excuse the mistake, thanks