Spears Offered Dream Vacation

Nothing like capitalizing on one person’s misery for shameless self-promotion…it’s practically the American Dream. And the Syracuse Crunch, an AHL team, are doing all they can in the churning wake of Britney Spears’ meltdown last weekend. The club has offered up a ticket to one lucky lady willing to shave her locks. And, as if that’s not enough, they’ve offered Spears herself an all expenses paid trip to the sunny, island destination sub-freezing tundra of Syracuse.

The Crunch believes Syracuse would provide the perfect escape for Spears with the city still digging out from a storm that dumped as much as eight feet of snow on upper New York.

Mm, you’re right. That does sound fun.

The Crunch also assure that there won’t be paparazzi within 100 miles because, well, normally that’s the case with it being Syracuse and all. But you can’t tell me Us Weekly hasn’t already shipped some intern out there with a camera attached to his face in the slim chance that she’d show up. Or that her mother would scope out the Holiday Inn the team picked out. You know, just in case that rehab thing doesn’t work out so well.

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