The Mormons Hate USC Hockey

North Park police sergeant John Italasano said Saturday, “hockey’s a wild game. Sometimes things get out of hand.” And he’s right. It’s not really a hockey game unless some fisticuffs are thrown. Or, in this case, the goalie rides his stick around while slapping his bare ass in front of a bunch of Mormons.

USC’s goalie Mickey Meyer was ticketed for lewdness in a 6-4 consolation loss to Brigham Young University. The junior “rode his stick like a horse, dropped his bulky pants, mooned the crowd and slapped his buttocks” during the game. Meyer’s display took place while play while referees were trying to sort out penalties in the third period.

I can’t imagine much will come of this, what with USC only having a volunteer coach and the fact that the prosecutor, when informed of the incident, laughed.

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