Myers is the New Dr. Phil
I wasn’t aware of this, but analyst Chris Myers is a Dr. Phil just waiting to come out of the closet. Aside from his extensive knowledge and passion for animals, he's schooled on how to properly ruin a proposal and thinks that marriage should be treated as a stock option.
"I'm all for marriage. But it's kind of rushing things. Plus, his stock had just gone up. And there are other cheerleaders."
That's right, Chrissy. You just struck gold and should be lucky that your future husband was such a fool to succomb to his love for you. And don't forget, even if he ends up being unfaithful to you, it could still work out in the end.
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1 comment:
hahahahahahaha! This is grrrrrrrreat!
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