27, My Ass
I'm what some people call a "sore loser." So it pained me this morning when I went to espn.com and found that my beloved state is ranked Number 27 on the list of Overall State Football Rankings. Now, I'm not good at math, but being number 27 puts Massachusetts in the bottom 50 percent. (50 states...carry the 1..hm.)
So in the spirit of immaturity, I would like to say that Massachusetts, though ranked lower in football, is at least smarter than the following:
- Mississippi
- Iowa
- Nebraska
- Oklahoma
- Tennessee
- Alabama
- New Jersey
- Louisiana
- Wisconsin
And better looking. Bitches.
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