Stripper Saves Client's Life

Well, shit. Who’d of thought a stripper would be the one to lend credibility to the fairer sex? Apparently they can use their mouths for, well, other things too. A stripper saved one of her client’s lives using CPR.

Karnesha Nantz went to the Port St. Lucie home of Daniel Karpisnki to entertain the 46-year-old. Nantz said she noticed Karpinski had lost consciousness and stopped breathing. "I began doing CPR," Nantz said. "I did about three cycles of CPR and basically called 911 to see if I was doing it correctly, and also to have the ambulance rushed to the scene."

I would love to hear the tape from that 911 call. Regardless, Karpinski was treated and released from the hospital and says he considers Nantz his hero.

I still consider her a slut.

Thanks, Steve!!

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So You Think You Can Dance?

It will never be dull in Cincinnati as long as Chad Johnson is around. At the very least, he'll serve as entertainment while Chris Henry's on leave. The Bengals wide receiver is hosting a dance contest.

It's his "Touchdown Celebration Showdown" during which fans submit a video up to 30 seconds long of their own dances, flips, or whatever they can come up with. You have until August 20th to submit the video and voting will run from August 22nd to September 4th. The winner, who may win a trip to meet Johnson, will be announced September 6th.

Johnson's already entered his own video as an example of the kind of sweet-ass moves you should hope to emmulate:


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See? Paternity Suits Can be Fun!

Sure, paternity suits can suck your wallet dry and drag your good name through the mud, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be entertaining! Like here. And here, for example. And Eddie Murphy and the Spice Girl.

Well, now the WWE wants in on the fun, and that’s why the no-longer-dead Vince McMahon got slapped with a paternity suit on Monday Night Raw. Well, that and the fact that they need to run as far away from the whole "death in the WWE" concept as they can.

But I really think they should run with this story line. It would be a perfect opportunity to get Kevin Federline involved again.

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The Real Life Scenario Jake Brown

We've all seen this video:


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During the broadcast, Jake Brown's fall was compared to jumping out of a building onto the sidewalk and walking away. Well, meet Matthew Savage, who did just that Friday.

Matthew Savage, 17, was reaching up to a balcony one floor above to grab a bathing suit that had fluttered down from the 11th floor when he tumbled over the railing Friday.

The teen, from Gainesville, Ga., hit other balconies on his way down and slammed onto a slanted rooftop, then slid into bushes.

Savage tried to walk back to his hotel room, but paramedics strapped him to a board and took him to the hospital. Tests showed he was fine.

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Baseball Players are Pansies

With NFL training camps well underway and fantasy leagues coming together amidst Barry Bonds ruining the baseball season, it’s time to revisit a classic. Time, if you will, to remember why football’s so fucking awesome.

This is George Carlin from 1990 comparing the difference between baseball and football. And basically, pointing out what a bunch of bitches baseball players really are.

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