Take THAT, Dallas!
Dallas Cowboy fans should knock it off, because now they've pissed off John Mayer, and nothing's scarier than a soulful guitar player with wavy lockes a mediocre singing voice...especially when he's angry.
Mayer may not have the same flair as Crissy Crocker, but that didn't stop him from sticking up for his ex, Jessica Simpson. In a stern letter to Dallas fans, some of whom blame Simpson's relationship with Tony Romo for the team's loss Sunday, Mayer urges them to direct their anger elsewhere. From "Don't Ex With Texas":
Dear Dallas and Surrounding Areas,
this isn't a sports blog, and it isn't a publicity stunt. This is about doing what I think is right as a person, in this case speaking my mind. I have never known anyone to have more pride in their home state and their upbringing in it than Jessica Simpson has in Texas. That girl loves Texas more than you know. It's one of her most defining traits as a person. So please don't try and take that away from her.
Ah, sweet rhetoric. Always the victor.
Via The Sun.
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2 comments:
Pretty great! Keep it up. Love the writing!!!
He is apparently still mesmirized by Jessica's giant balloons.
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