Moynahan Wants to Ruin Opening Day for New England

You can't hate on a guy for wanting to be around for the birth of his baby - there's too many of them out there who couldn't care less, after all - but I have to wonder why Pats qb Tom Brady couldn't have planned a little better. And then I remembered it was a mistake.

Regardless, Brady's ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan seems to be waiting for the start of the season to give birth. Honestly, she's holding that thing in as long as she can. And because of it, Brady may need to be excused from the team during the beginning of the season to be at the birth. Seriously, if Moynahan wanted to slip one passed the goalie, that's fine, but does she have to hold all of New England hostage as well?

Not to mention, I've got tickets to the Jets-Pats opener on September 9th, and if Moynahan waits until that weekend to pop this kid out, she better get the hell out of New York. And fast.

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