Honestly, Officer, the Mets Made Me Do It!
I’m pretty good at controlling my anger. Okay, that’s complete bullshit. I’m awful at controlling my anger. Especially when it comes to losing. I fucking hate losing. But not as much as Michael Anthony, the 26-year-old Queens native who killed his mom after the Mets lost to the Nationals 6-5 Saturday night. "[My father and I] started fighting [after the game] and my mother jumped in," he said, adding that she took a knife from the kitchen of the Fresh Meadows home. "I took the knife from her and it got stuck in her head."
[His mom] then fled to the bedroom, where Anthony said he thought she was going for a weapon in a dresser drawer. "I grabbed a weight from the top of the dresser, swung it, hit her and she fell to the floor," Anthony said.
It honestly sounds like he was completely passive in this whole thing. The knife and the weight did all the work. But if he did do it on purpose, I’m not saying he should have killed her. But I understand.
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3 comments:
Gag. But I'm sure shoplifters everywhere are going to use that "it got stuck in my pocket" excuse when caught with the goods, ha. Oh, and it goes without saying, never trust a man who has two first names. Or whose first name is two initials, like MC Bias. Err, never mind.
I took the knife from her and it got stuck in her head."
Oopsies? Time to get OJ on the case.
yes thats right. i've killed my parents for less. i've killed many people for less. i may kill after todays game at noon.
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