She Should Live in New Jersey
I have got to get myself to Alabama. Where else would a woman get charged with a DUI on her horse?
Melissa Byrum York, 40, was driving her horse down the road when officer John Seals tried to pull her over. Instead of complying, she rammed the police car with the horse, rode away, and in a deft maneuver, got her foot caught in the stirrup when she tried to jump to the ground. Her DUI comes after Seals found her in possession of crystal meth, marijuana, pills and a small pipe.
Other charges include drug possession, possession of drug paraphernalia, resisting arrest, assault, attempting to elude police (deftly, mind you) and (PETA will be pleased to know) cruelty to animals. As of Tuesday, there were no records indicating that York has a lawyer. Might I suggest Attorney James Porfido?
As for the horse, police chief Brad Gregg says it wasn’t in the best of health, but it’s still alive.
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