A Warning to Super Bowl Partiers...

The Super Bowl is a day commonly filled with imbibing copious amounts of beer, wings and pizza. Smart people have learned to “pace themselves.” Other people have not. The following is an example – hypothetical example – of why you shouldn’t drink too much at your Super Bowl event next year. I would like to emphasize that this did not necessarily happen to me. But maybe it did.

1. Hit snooze for 45 minutes
2. Got up too late to shower. Replaced shower with half-assed ironing job in hopes to still look presentable
3. Made lunch
4. Grabbed bag - congratulated myself on double checking for ID, metrocard, and keys. Left apartment and lunch on counter
5. Got to work only 17 minutes late
6. Filled up 32oz. nalgene bottle with water - drank half while waiting for coffee to brew
7. Called roommate and asked her to please, unplug the iron
8. Checked new e-mail from boss addressing personal phone calls
9. Realized lunch was on the counter at home, opted for nap in studios instead
10. Stayed half an hour late to make up for the day's shortcomings
11. Skipped gym to watch movie in bed instead. Fell asleep without setting alarm for following morning.

Again, this is a hypothetical example of why one would want to be more careful with ones drinking decisions and not play drinking games with jack daniels when one has important work to do the following day.

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