Off to Super Bowl Forty-1!
Well, it’s Friday afternoon and I’m off for a weekend of fodder and fun reading while I wait tables. Although I was able to finagle myself out of work on Sunday (I have ways of feigning sincerity that I never knew possible) so that I, too, can partake in the gluttonous consumption of pizza, wings and beer. And I’m being told mac-n-cheese and bratwurst as well because of some Chicago tradition my friend claims to uphold. It's also because of said friend that I will be cheering for the Bears, but since I have no real emotional investment in the game, I’ve made what I hope to be a lucrative economic investment. I’ve entered a few of those popular “office pools”…two of those easy ones where you pick a random box and get assigned two numbers.
Pool One: Colts-Bears: 6-to-9 (And how! Don’t even try to tell me that’s not good luck!)
Pool Two: Bears-Colts: 8-to-1
You see, in these pools there’s no chance for a potentially “wrong” prediction, thus limiting the chances of my coworkers concluding that I’m not as brilliant as I lead them to believe. I wouldn’t want to disappoint them, after all. Plus, their conclusion would be WAY off and just embarrassing for all of us.
Happy Super Bowling and keep on Hoofing!
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